On Sunday morning I woke from a delightful rest, rolled over to check what time it was on my cell phone, and saw this monstrosity staring up at me. Impressed by it's likeness to the star of Short Circuit & Short Circuit 2, I decided to snap a photo and share it with the world. Meet Johnny-Five, the all purpose hand-held personal massager. Settings include; "whoa...weird", "I'm really starting to get itchy", and "I think I just licked a light socket". Johnny is pretty good at working out the kinks in your scapulae, but I'd caution you against using him on your special parts, as he emits a burning smell when powered on for too long.
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