Monday, April 20, 2009

Thanks for burning out my retinas Mr. Mercedes.


Halogen headlights are direct descendants of Satan himself. They seem to come standard on every luxury car made after 2006, and I detest them.

I truly believe that halogen bulbs are yet another way that we, the working class, are being beat down by the man. Every day, the retinas of the working and poor class folk are being singed out by entitled luxury car-driving tailgaters. It's an atrocity...and it has to stop.

1 comment:

  1. I actually think those are kelig lights. Maybe Ben can borrow them for his Cats production. Or we can send them back to Guantanamo....

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