Meet T., my friends nephew. After his parents spent nearly $200 in quarters on the Monster Claw trying to win him the stuffed Spiderman that he had his heart set on, T. decided to take matters into his own hands.
This photo is exactly why I fear procreating.
For sure, this will be my child, except not only will he be trapped inside the Monster Claw, he'll also be choking on a jawbreaker....